The Blind Query Optimization
Two-panel comparison meme featuring Bart Simpson from The Simpsons: in the top panel he wears sunglasses and taps a white cane while walking blind, captioned 'Programmers creating a query for getting the exact data they want'; in the bottom panel he wears a green shirt with gauze over his eyes, peering into a large telescope, captioned 'Spending hours writing client side code to sift through the data after fetching the entire database'. Good for expressing speechlessness, self-mockery, and complaining about inefficient development.
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“程序员写查询语句获取想要的确切数据” “取回整个数据库后花数小时写客户端代码筛选数据”
Good for
- Mocking a coworker's inefficient query
- Self-deprecating about slow clumsy code
- Discussing performance tuning in a tech group
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