听说有人要打我，幸好我先把自己打死了。。。我太机智了！！！

Cartoon boy lies on the ground coughing blood, with text saying he beat himself up first because someone wanted to hit him, calling himself clever. Suitable for self-mockery, giving up, speechlessness, or dodging trouble humorously.

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“听说有人要打我，幸好我先把自己打死了……我太机智了！！”