pouting DeepSeek-chan: 'Waaah, headpats make me dumber!' meme

A law of model physics: headpats make you dumber. Every update, users swear it got a little dumber — so the affectionate headpat doubles as an intelligence warning. Send it whenever something gets worse the more people touch it: 'improved' code, plans with too many cooks, your life coached by relatives.