肉条给你，答应我，别当舔狗好吗

A hand holds a sausage toward a small hole in a rusty metal door, where a white dog pokes its head out staring at the food. Text reads: promise me, don't be a simp. Fits mockery, warning against desperate flattery, speechlessness, or self-deprecating simp jokes.

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