子日：卧槽！吓屎老子

Black-and-white cartoon of a man in ancient robes and a topknot, eyes wide and mouth open in shock. Text reads '子曰：卧槽！吓屎老子'. Fits being startled, extreme shock, or speechless mockery.

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