This Saves Two Cycles (And My Employment): NEVER call this function
A C code screenshot that uses memcpy to patch the machine code of GetValue at runtime, switching its return value between 2 and 3, with comments reading "NEVER call this function" and "job security code implementation", a dark programmer joke about job security, good for slacking, sarcasm, speechlessness or hardcore tinkering.
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“NEVER call this function” “job security code implementation”
Good for
- when a coworker writes unreadable code
- posting in the group on Friday afternoon
- complaining about legacy spaghetti code
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