Or just reduce it to 2 seconds to farm more glory later
A tweet screenshot from Pranay Pathole replying to @iamdevloper, suggesting adding a five second delay Thread.Sleep(5000) behind every common action, then removing it after three months when users go crazy and claiming tireless performance work so everyone loves you. Fits slacking, sarcasm, and programmer self-mockery.
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- when programmers mock fake performance updates
- when a coworker pretends to work overtime
- joking about software getting slower after updates
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