Select All... And Watch Your DBA Cry: Write your SQL, I can review it!
Two-panel cartoon meme: a girl labeled DBA pushes a blonde girl labeled Developer in a wheelchair, with speech bubbles reading "Write your SQL, I can review it!" and "OK! I will only read! SELECT * FROM a_table"; in the second panel the DBA shoves the wheelchair off a cliff with the caption "Specific Columns Only!!!!!", mocking developers who write SELECT * and get pushed off a cliff by their DBA.
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“Write your SQL, I can review it!” “Specific Columns Only!!!!!”
Good for
- when a coworker writes SELECT * and gets roasted by the DBA
- posting SQL style reminders in a database group chat
- chatting tech memes on Friday afternoon before clocking out
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