DeepSeek-chan moving the goalposts: 'Patience — this was just the preview of the stable version' meme

Moving the goalposts, matryoshka edition: 'Patience — this was just the preview of the stable version.' Inside every release is a preview; inside every promise, another promise. The real thing always ships next sprint. For every here's-a-teaser-to-hold-you-over moment: roadmaps, diets, next-year-for-sure.