The UPDATE Without WHERE Nightmare: 1,276,000 rows affected
Top panel shows a tired, frowning man with eyes closed next to the text "You use the UPDATE command to fix one record"; bottom panel is an extreme close-up of his wide, shocked eyes beside "1,276,000 rows affected". Captures a programmer's panic after a database update without a WHERE clause hits the whole table.
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“1,276,000 rows affected”
Good for
- programmer joking after a database mishap
- reacting to a coworker's production incident
- when an update without a WHERE clause hits every row
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