Programming Languages As Deadly Weapons

A comparison chart of programming languages as weapons: C++ is a spiked wire ball, JavaScript scissors, Python a chainsaw, Assembly a scalpel set, Ruby a peeler, Visual Basic a spoon, Haskell an abstract sketch. Suitable for programmer self-mockery, tech complaints, or mocking a language's difficulty.

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