cpr: Any doctor here?
Six-panel comic: a woman kneels by a collapsed man shouting "Any doctor here?" A man in a suit with a briefcase says he is a doctor; she yells "A heart attack!" but he reveals he is a Doctor of Computer Science. She cries "He is going to die!!!" while he types "OldMan.setHealth ("100%");". Top caption reads "Thank you doctor. You did your best".
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“Any doctor here?” “A heart attack!” “He is going to die!!!” “OldMan.setHealth ("100%");”
Good for
- Programmers joking about failed rescues
- Mocking an amateur pretending to be an expert
- When a coworker says just reboot it
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