beaming chibi whale under the slogan: 'The whale may go under, but it will never go bad' meme

A trust slogan, fandom edition: 'The whale may go under, but it will never go bad.' The supermarket promise translated to model economics: cheap is fine; quality is non-negotiable. Phrasing a business pledge like a food-safety guarantee — absurd, and completely sincere. For every cheap-AND-reliable recommendation.