theFacts: Screenshot of a dark social media post by Matt…

Screenshot of a dark social media post by Matt Watson, whose avatar sits top left. The text sarcastically defines tech buzzwords one by one: no-code is someone else's code, cloud is someone else's servers, machine learning is statistics on steroids, AI is a pile of if statements, blockchain is an inefficient database, big data is data nobody knows what to do with, smart home means your fridge knows your diet better than you, VR is a fancy way to ignore reality, quantum computing is understood by no one, and IoT makes sure even your toaster is hackable. Fits sarcasm, speechlessness, and mocking

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