Just Shoot Me Instead: Don't shoot, I'm software developer
A bearded long-haired man in a green military coat raises both hands before armed soldiers, saying "Don't shoot, I'm software developer"; a soldier then asks "I HAVE BILLION DOLLAR IDEA FOR APP, YOU CAN MAKE IT?" and the man instantly replies "Shoot." Expresses speechless sarcasm and a programmer's despair at free idea pitches.
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“Don't shoot, I'm software developer” “Shoot”
Good for
- when someone asks for a free app
- when a PM makes absurd demands
- when a group chat freeloads tech advice
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