Me Spending 2 Hours Naming A Variable Vs My Neighbor Naming Their Wi-Fi

I Dislike Large Variables, I Don't Like Vertically Long Functions, And Hate Comments Because They Distract Me. I've Star

Thanks I Hate Variable Variables

I Sure Do Love Not Using Local Variables!

The Sacred Law Of Loop Variables

The Eternal Law Of Loop Variables

The Road To Early Access Hell Is Paved With Global Variables

(Not mine) When you try to read code with random variables names

Namespacing...

Calm Down I Am Going To Use The Variable

Programmer Vs Mathematician

When The Rejection Template Rejects Itself

The Magic Number Mastermind